Cock-A-Doodle-Doo

My eight year old daughter comes into the room and says “Cock”.

“What?” my wife and I say.

“Cock” she says, “I get it. Cock, cock, cock, cock, cock.”

“What do you get?” we ask, innocently. I thought she said “caulk”.

“Cock” she said, “Cock-a-doodle-doo. A cock says cock-a-doodle-doo. I get it. Cock, a-doodle-doo. Get it? Cock, a-doodle-doo.”

“That’s sweet, Sweetiepie.”

Sweet.

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