Conversation with Ego VI

Ego: You think you can use your meditation to get rid of me, but I figured out how to use your Zen to make your sorry, meditating ass attractive.

– What do you mean?

Ego: When you meet somebody you like, I’ll use your Zen.

– How will you do that?

Ego: I’ll dazzle them with Zen lines like, the past and future don’t exist, the present moment is the only reality, because you are here, now, you are my only reality. Or, I say, I must have been good in a past life, because my karma brought brought me to you. Or else, when I look into your eyes, I feel like the universe beholding its beauty.

– It’s not really Zen, the way you say it.

Ego: I could say, in this illusion of duality, you are truly the one.

– That’s a little much.

Ego:  You’re my eightfold path. Only you can end my suffering.

– Enough.

Ego: What about, I feel empty without your form?

– You think your funny don’t you?

Ego: Kind of.

– That’s not love.

Ego: What do you want from me? I’m Ego.


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