Happy Pappy was a man.
Happy Pappy had no plan.
Happy Pappy liked to sit,
He also liked to walk a bit.
When he got hungry, Pappy ate.
When he got horny, he would mate.
Pappy lived his happy life,
With his kids and horny wife.
When he grew tired, Pappy slept.
When Pappy died, his children wept.
His wife, however, carried on
And she shacked up with Randy Ron.