– They tell me that without you I wouldn’t suffer.
Ego: They lie. I don’t make you suffer, I protect you.
– How do you protect me?
Ego: I make you better.
– How do you do that?
Ego: I figure out everything that’s wrong with you, so that you can improve yourself.
– What’s wrong with how I am?
Ego: Are you serious? Don’t get me started.
– Do you have a list or something?
Ego: Sure, that’s what I do. But don’t worry. As messed up as you are, you’re a lot better than some people I could mention. Besides, nobody can tell how messed up you are because I protect you. I make you act normal.
– I think I’m done with you.
Ego: Yeah, I’m done with you. Let’s get rid of that stupid ego.
– Nice try Ego.
Ego: Nice try ego.
– Stop it.