-What’s the difference between you and me?
Ego: No difference.
-So are you my body?
Ego: Your body is my body. Su casa es mi casa.
– Are you the air I breathe?
Ego: When the air enters our lungs it becomes us. Yes, I am that.
– So you are my poop?
Ego: No I’m not your poop. That’s disgusting. I’m not really your body either. I changed my mind.
– Are you my brain?
Ego: You’re getting closer.
– Are you my thoughts?
Ego: I’m kind of your thoughts.
– So if I think of poop, then you’re poop.
Ego: What’s the matter with you? I’m not poop.
– What’s the matter with poop? If you are me, you have to be all of me. You can’t just pick which parts of me you want to be.
Ego: Wait, I know what I am. I am your master. I am your god.
– Sorry Ego, you’re full of poop.